fruitcrocs:

my first thought when I woke up this morning was “fig is gif backwards”

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

post: SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
me:

woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me