meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

got these skinny jeans on

bootykage:

cant bend my knees 

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

heteroh:

i can’t believe i hated cheese sticks when i was younger

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
- William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here