vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

dashingthroughyourass:

hotwhiteguy:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!