if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
I got an answer
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!